1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Oooh looking good. Wait...you look terrible, your disgusting. Wait again, I need a vet, these pythons are
sick (For reals, I don't remember mornings)

2. How much cash do you have on you?

Twenty dolla

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

Snore

4. Favorite planet?

Uranus, and not for the reason you think.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

Mike, he's my dopeman.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

Call the ambalance, by Busta Rhymes. It makes every call seem important.

7. What shirt are you wearing?

Black Button up with a bird on the back, with a white tie.

8. Do you label yourself?

Probably more often than I should. I label everything. I love to catagorize people.

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?

Sneaux bitches

10. Bright or Dark Room?

Dark as Tom Cruises soul.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Seemed like a real loser.

12. What does your watch look like?

Alot like my cellphone

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Cuddling

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

Shayna's kids you know?

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?

I have no idea. None in my town.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?

Fuckin

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?

My princess

18. Last furry thing you touched?

A terribly obese cat.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

Twenty six drugs.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?

Zero, WTF digital? XD

21. Favorite age you have been so far?

Probably ten, with 20 in for special circumstance.

22. Your worst enemy?

I currently have no nemises...or nemesi or Nemesises....
Anyway, it's very sad. I love having a focus for negativity.

23. What is your current desktop picture?

Bear and a Monkey (CHAOS)

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

I'll do my best. (Sarcasm)

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?

Duh flying=Awesome life of crime=million bucks.

26. Do you like someone?

I LIKE like someone.

27. The last song you listened to?

The Sailor Moon S closing theme.

28. What time of day were you born?

9PM

29. What’s your favorite number?

9999

30. Where did you live in 1987?

Glens Falls, NY

31. Are you jealous of anyone?

Yeah, I'm pretty prone to jealousy

32. Is anyone jealous of you?

I sure hope so.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?

High School history, very upset we didn't get to go home.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

Shake em up a bit. Show em who's boss.
That is if it ate my money because the item got snagged.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?

Generally, but also self absorbed

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?

I do, On my neck, Gerudo moon

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

Japanese

38. Would you move for the person you loved?

Yes.

39. Are you touchy feely?

Very.

40. What’s your life motto?

It's only worth the fun you have.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

Cell phone, wallet, sense of self importance.

42. What’s your favourite town/city?

NYC

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

Diet Pepsi out a vending machine.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

O_O

45. Can you change the oil on a car?

Yes.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

That her cats were very stupid.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?

They all sucked pretty bad

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?

Fancy dinner date. Wore a black on black suit with a white tie. Mafioso.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

I'm pretty sore all over. Monday workouts suck.

50. Have you been burned by love?

Who hasn't?